WHAT MADE MILWAUKEE FAMOUS HAS MADE A LOSER OUT OF ME

Killer Fact! Milwaukee is America's drunkest city, according to Forbes magazine.

1. Milwaukee
2. Minneapolis-St. Paul
3. Columbus, Ohio
4. Boston
5. Austin, Texas
6. Chicago
7. Cleveland
8. Pittsburgh
-9. Philadelphia
-9. Providence, R.I.

But Luxembourg has the world's highest alcohol consumption (15.4 litres per capita).

-I drink to forget.
-Forget what?
-I don't remember.

Ba-doom, ba-doom, tish!