Dear Mr Gribson,
This is a final warning to pay for your electricity use. You owe £48.32.
The original figure was £50.32, but I gave you a discount because it’s a sunny day, and I think you’re right about the Jews. Otherwise I would have to punch you on the ear.
If, in seven days, you do not respond to this final demand, we shall refer the matter to a third party for recovery.
Contact:-
Terrence Shepard
Customer Services
Powergen
PO Box 7750
Nottingham
NG1 6WR
P.S. There is no God.
POWERGEN- the finest electricity in the world.