“I get to Her Majesty's Customs. Overweight, uniformed women let black sniffer dogs rub their disgusting wet noses against people's luggage. I stroll through and out into a welcoming area. This is where Heathrow proper starts. It is so vile, I can't bring myself to describe it.” (Hemlock)


Due to heightened security, passengers may be doused with freezing water. Thank you for your cooperation.