'One of Britain's leading Buddhist monks has died in a freak accident cutting lawns at his temple in Milton Keynes.'A leading monk? A freak mower accident? At a temple in Milton Keynes?
This has all the hallmarks of a Vladimir Putin hit. Any simpleton can mow his own foot off, but to die in a mowing accident takes planning. Imagine if Teddy Kennedy lost his life in a ‘mowing accident’. We’d never hear the end of it.