“Never having been to Venezuela / Palestine / Kurdistan, or within 500 miles of it, and despite not speaking Spanish / Arabic / Kurdish, I have come to the conclusion, based on some stuff I read on the internet…”I was at a party the other day, and there was this man holding forth about Marsh Arabs. I don’t remember if he was for or against them, but he was pretty steamed up about it. I’m supposed to worry about Marsh Arabs now, am I, on top of everything else? Sod that.
[insert fatuous CIF opinion piece]
“…and I believe this very strongly, though I cannot, off the top of my head, name 10 Venezuelans, Palestinians or Kurds.”
So I said, “You ever met a Marsh Arab, cunt?”
He hadn’t, of course.
