MAN TAKES A CRAP ON OLD GLORY; HAS LIBERALISM GONE TOO FAR?

Malkin is still enraged about the man who wittily had a dung on a burning U.S. flag last week. Sounds like good clean fun to me, I don’t know what all the fuss is about. Nor do I understand why she calls the man a 'liberal', as if hippies defecating on flags were John Stuart Mill's idea. Why doesn’t she cheer up?

"The anti-war demonstrators who behaved responsibly this past weekend have an obligation to denounce — and distance themselves from — those protesters who purposefully offend others..."

I’ll do no such thing. It is every Englishman’s dream to fly over London in a hot air balloon with his pasty arse hanging over the side, and take a great big dump on the Houses of Parliament, while singing the Eton Boating Song.

I haven’t done that yet, but that’s not to say that I won’t. It’s just a question of finding the time. There is never enough time.