Heathrow airport. Jesus, don’t get me started.
For years I’ve been hoping someone would blow it up so that I could run a Suicide Bomber Causes Millions Of Pounds Of Improvements headline.
Apparently there’s an airport in Port Moresby, Papua New Guinea, that is even worse, though I’ve never been there. They allow live goats to wander around the terminals, biting luggage and defecating in the departures lounge, according to a furious man I met in a queue at Heathrow. Whereas BAA have so far resisted pressure from the goat lobby.
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