Thirty years from now, humans will show amusement purely by saying "LOL" in a flat monotone while their faces remain completely devoid of mirth.Like 1984, this is not a prophesy, but a terrible warning. Deal with it. (I have recently started telling people to “deal with” stuff. You should try it, it’s absolutely infuriating.)
Stand-up comics will mime shocked faces using O's and colons, drawing "smileys" in the air while the audience drone "LOL, LOL, LOL" at the stage.
By the year 2030, all human beings will be known by their first initial followed by the word "Dogg".
“I chewed a piece off your phone while you weren’t looking. Deal with it.”
It makes people want to wring your neck.
