Warung Bebas

Friday, February 16, 2007

BRING ME THE HEAD OF AN ANTI-SMOKING INSPECTOR

Thousands of anti-smoking inspectors are being trained up at a cost of £30 million ready for July, to be sent out to mingle with carefree pub-goers or diners.”
I am offering a reward of £100 to the first person who punches one of these dreadful people on the nose, or £100 towards their legal costs. This is a genuine offer.

Simply email evidence to harryhutton01 -at- yahoo.com I’ll send you a cheque for one hundred English poundies, or its equivalent in chewing tobacco.

You can also make pledges in the comments. If we can raise a fighting fund of £500,000 we can probably drive many of them into exile, arranging for gangs of hoodlums to break their windows, drag them from their homes and tar and feather them.

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