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Sunday, February 11, 2007

IVOR COMPLAINT

Brilliant new web blog in the Bucks Free Press, by Ivor, Voice Of The People. It’s like the Pilgrim’s Progress, but set in Wycombe to make it more accessible to local dunderheads. We follow Ivor’s journey as he makes his way from “the pedestrianised area” (i.e. the Slough of Despond) to “the Parish Church where the busses turn off from Castle Street” (i.e. Mount Zion).
“At lunchtime today the weather was fine but rather cold so a brisk walk around Wycombe town centre seemed like a nice idea.

As I was walking towards the Parish Church, suddenly, a man stumbled and fell over. He picked himself up and turned and looked back at the pavement where he had fallen. Have you seen the state of the pavements in Wycombe?”
Indeed I have. The potholes are a sign of God’s just wrath against the town. It isn’t “urgent pavement repairs” that are needed. It’s Jesus.

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