"I saw Boris Johnsons riding his bike outside Leicester Square tube station last night. I shouted out "Johnsons!" and he gave me a jaunty wave. He looked terribly pale, almost FINNISHLY pale. I was nonetheless feeling quite smug about the experience for some minutes afterwards. This feeling then turned into one of mild depression as I considered how much more I could have got out of our brief encounter, e.g pushing him off his bike into an oncoming taxi."Ollie B in the comments a couple of month ago. Someone has sent me a most amusing clip of Johnsons complaining about the number of people who shout sod off at him as he rides his bicycle around London:
What would you shout at Johnsons? Perhaps the wittiest thing would be to say nothing at all, and heave half a brick at him.
