A vicar’s tea party in Berkshire degenerates into a vicious fist-fight, and she doesn’t say a word. Christian on Christian violence doesn’t fit into the Malkin world view, so she carries on as if it never happened, twisting the facts to suit her prejudices.
Don’t get me wrong. The Church of England has made an incredibly valuable contribution to our country. Anglicans are doctors, lawyers, members of the military, shopkeepers, mums and dads. And they must be treated with respect.
But they are also a violent, mental set of people, not unlike the Arabs. And when the scones run out and the fists start flying, it is a timely reminder of the dangers we face.
Another Church of England tea party turns rabid. The Venerable Norman Russell, Archdeacon of Berkshire, said: “I was very sorry to hear about the incident at the tea.”
Full disclosure: I myself am an Anglican, though I am thinking of converting to Islam to annoy my father.
