100. The Sunday Times' "12 Hottest New Resorts In Really Poor Countries".The countdown continues next week.
99. "Top 50 Norfolk freaks." Norwich Evening News readers vote for squinting idiots from the Norfolk area.
98. "Britain’s 50 Best Dressed Homeless Men," in GQ Magazine. "It's hobo-tastic!"
97. "10 Fish We Would Most Like to Meet." Capital Radio listeners phone in with their favourite sea creatures. (Last year’s winner- the badger.)
96. "Britain’s 50 funniest fridge magnets," with Sir William Rees-Mogg (BBC 1).
95. Loaded Magazine’s "100 Worst Ever Football Haircuts". The Premier League’s most shocking barnets revealed.
94."Top of the Wops"- Vogue Magazine’s 15 Most Influential Italian Designers.
93. "Gay Of The Year." Radio Times readers vote for their favourite gay.
92. Saga Magazine's "12 Coolest Diseases to Catch on Holiday".
91. "Top 10 Geordie Porkers." Northern Echo readers vote for Tyneside’s fattest cunt.
90. "TV's Naughtiest Terrorists." Chris Tarrant counts down the nation's most memorable bloodbaths.
Jimmy Tarbuck, recently voted Britain’s Most Influential Thinker by Daily Mirror readers.
