Fellas, have you ever tried to put your bollocks into a marmite jar? It's a simple matter to get them in, but you cannot get them out again. I don't understand the science behind it.
Try it during your tea break. It really works!
So how do you get them out? Or must they remain there until the crack of doom?
Simple. You give a hammer to a passer-by and invite him to take a swing. And –hey presto!- liberated plums.
They pay me to solve problems.