Well I’ll be damned:

“A new guide to the world's most awful airports, by Foreign Policy magazine, doesn't even include Heathrow in its top five.”

The place does have one redeeming feature, which is that tycoons and celebrities who pay $8,000 for their tickets get treated as badly as everyone else. Even Snoop Dogg must take his shoes off and stand in his socks boiling with impotent rage, before being herded like a pig through the metal detectors.