QUEEN RECALLS PARLIAMENT

I can recall parliament, too. It’s that large neo-gothic building full of freaks, next to the river. I just wish I could recall why I bought this porcelain badger on eBay. A fat fucking lot of good that did me.





And speaking of no use at all, John Reid says that "security in a fast-changing world" will be the central theme of the Queen's Speech. "Mr Reid said security from the front room to the global level will be addressed in the next parliamentary session."

I really feel sorry for the Queen, having to read this hogwash.