The Democrats have a 49 point lead, according to the Poles. But what the hell do the Poles know about it? And why are they always poking their noses in?
There are now more than a million Poles in the UK, according to my evil old father. I really like them, though I don’t much care for him. As far as I’m concerned, they are welcome. Where I draw the line is a Turk.
Anyway, so this guy walks down the street with a long stick. Someone says, “Are you a pole vaulter?”
“No, I’m a German. How did you know my name was Valter?”
Ba doom, ba doom, tish!
UPDATE! When I said the Democrats have a 49 point lead, I was obviously referring to their lead over the Welsh Nationalists. Their lead over the Republicans is less solid, more like 13%.
