An 87-year-old former British karate champion got a nasty surprise Thursday, when he tried to take on a gang of fit young men who attacked him near his home.
"He picked on the wrong muggers,” said gang-leader Terry Scrote (19). “His geriatric martial arts skills were no match for our baseball bats, and he got a real pasting.”
Friday, November 10, 2006
ARMY BOXER, 67, BEATS THIEVES
How is it that every old man who gets mugged these days turns out to be a former boxing champion, or martial arts instructor for the SAS? It’s starting to get on my nerves. Just once I would like to read that a gang of youths set upon an old man who wasn’t a kung fu champion, gave him a good beating, then ran off with his stuff.
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