Hello Mr Purdon! I am the man with Swedish accent who was speaking with your staff on the phone earlier!
First of all, congratulations on your award at the Maysville Chamber of Commerce Dinner in Kentucky! It was reporting in the Bärgslagsbladet Gazette here in Sweden that Standard Quick Print was winning in the best printing and marketing categories. Well done!
The reason I am writing is for this: at the awards dinner, it was reporting that you eat duck with other heavy meats, and rich deserts. I’m afraid that, from the point of view purifying your colon, the duck isn’t the best option. Indeed, if this kind of meals are normal in the Purdon household, your “rear loader” must be in quite a state by now! How do you think this is reflecting on the Maysville business community? How do you think this is reflecting on America? You should eating more fruits and berries, and cutting down on fattish meats such as lamb and whale. Prunes and carrots make a so tasty snack if you are feeling peckish between meals, washed down with nutritious parsnip juice.
My wife and I are running a support group for persons interested in detoxifying their colonic tracts, just off the Djurgårdsbrunnsvägen in Stockholm, If you are ever in Sweden please get in touch if you would like to come along.
Yours for healthy bowels!
Knut Hagstedt, your friend in Stockholm.
swedish-colons@yahoo.se
He didn’t reply. Nor did Noel Edmonds, Channel 4, the FBI, Michael Barrymore, George Bush and the Los Angeles Police Department. They’d probably try to claim that they have better things to do than reply to meaningless emails. Oh, yeah? Like what?
Boris Johnsons used to reply; now he just says, “Leave me alone, you guttersnipe.”
Swedes, living their life of love and laughter.
