What on earth is going on in Sydney? One looks to Australians to set a good example, not brawl in the streets like huns and visigoths. I was sorely disappointed.
My nephew Kevin is reading Australian Studies at the University of Dundee: he is an expert on Australian culture. I called to ask him about root causes. He said that people who prefer Dani Minogue to her sister Kylie will be left behind, in the dustbin of history. I don't know what he's talking about.