“i’ve decided to pack temping in and become a TV producer. i’m going to start my own reality TV show; it will be called They Need a Good Beating’.... Contestants will be lured into the studio with false talk of a Big Brother style celebration of human nastiness. They will believe they stand to become Jady Goodie-like celebrities, lauded by the press, imitated by an adoring public, and set for minor stardom and appearance on the Richard & Judy Show.My friend Kev once fell into a vat of pancake mix. He was severely battered.
Instead they will be severely beaten.”
Ba-doom, ba-doom, tish!
