MORE FAN MAIL FROM NUTTERS

Hutton,
Irritated to see you and your dickhead readers mouthing off about owls the other day. Just what the hell do you know about it? You some kind of owl expert, cunt?

The internet is full of people like you who know nothing about owls, who have probably never even seen an owl... and yet here you are mouthing off about owls. I’m sick of it.

You’d better run when you see me coming, because I’ll slit your fucking nostrils.

Have a great day.

Yours etc.,


Bill Oddie, ornithologist.