"George Melly your a repulsive sweaty faced lout singing love songs. Why your past it. Hang your gun up. And all your dirty jokes leave them to the real comedians. You have a mouth like a ducks ass. Have you only one suit and shabby at that. And your dirty suggestive songs. Somebody ought to tell you. You dirty minded oaf. Your a load of rubbish."Roy Edroso has written a post "in praise of invective" about the joys of insulting people. That one was a nonamous letter to George Melly.
My favourite insult ever directed at me personally was "tea-sucking limey asshole".
