Bill Clinton- pushed a cigar up an intern.I strongly approve of all these activities, of course, but whatever happened to good old-fashioned fucking? The only public figure still making the effort would seem to be John Prescott.
Stephen Milligan M.P.- found dead wearing stockings with an orange in his mouth during government morality campaign.
Bill O’Reilly- made foul phone calls with a vibrator up his rear loader (allegedly).
Mark Foley- sent obscene emails to 16-year old boys.
As for Foley, I simply cannot see that he has done anything wrong, apart from joining the Republican Party in the first place, which was disgusting but perfectly legal. At 16 you are old enough to get married and join the army, but not old enough to receive emails asking perfectly reasonable questions about your dick measurements? The world’s gone mad.
Call no man a pervert. Just look inside your own head. Nasty, eh?
