They’re still
going on about that Cheney thing. Jesus, you shoot
one lawyer…
This week he hasn’t shot
anyone, though you’d never learn that from the Mainstream Media.

Once, when I was a young sprout, I saw some dead pheasants our kitchen, and noticed that they had holes in them. “Daddy, have these been shot?” I asked. “No,” he said. “They give themselves up.”
Nasty old man.