How is my first stock tip performing, one month on? Disappointingly, to be honest with you. Had you followed my advice and shorted 50 Cent's H&H Imports, you would have lost your entire investment already. Indeed, for every dollar invested, you would now be 22 cents in debt.

I underperformed the Dow Jones Industrial Average big time.

On the other hand, if you had done the opposite of what I said, you would have more than doubled your money. This 122 percent monthly return, compounded over three years, would give you $305 billion for every ten cents invested. After four years, your ten cents will grow to $4.2 thousand trillion dollars. You would never need to work again!