ALL TOBACCONISTS ARE FASCISTS

Just went through the leaked BNP membership list to check if my local tobacconist was on it. He wasn't, but I came across this guy:

Rev John Stanton
Rochford
Essex
Activist. Ex-Conservative and then Lib-Dem councillor, ex-chairman of local Green Party and UKIP member. Minister of Religion. Cert. Ed. Hobbies: steam railways

There are apparently eleven BNP members in my constituency, including four student documentary-makers, two undercover reporters, one police spy, two anti-fascist campaigners, and two actual fascists.