Sitting on the train with my iPod turned up full, listening to Move Bitch by the rapper Ludacris, with my finger tips pressed together and my eyes closed in rapture as if it were a Bach cantata. Excellent, I think it’s annoying the other rail users.
Ooh, look at that guy with the Mac. He seems to be hard at work on an important presentation. In a minute I’m going roll up a copy of Metro and take a swipe at an imaginary wasp, and accidentally smite him on his ear. That will show him.
UPDATE!
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