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Fritzl, who turned 74 on Thursday, has been pestering the family he had with his wife Rosemarie to visit him behind bars so he can "reconcile" with them.

Some of the stuff said about Fritzl recently would be considered highly offensive if you said it about the Irish.

The Irish lock their daughters in underground cellars and rape them. The Irish hide their evil old faces behind blue folders.

If I said stuff like I’d probably be arrested under the Nanny State’s bonkers Racial and Religious Hatred Act, which makes it illegal to murder people for their religious beliefs.

But wait a minute! What are the police arresting me for? I’m not the one who raped his daughter. I’m not even Irish! Why aren’t they out there on the streets, trying to catch Fritzl?

The world’s gone mad.