-Some kids down the street built a gigantic snow cock. It was mighty witty, I’m not denying it, though the effort / benefit ratio was huge. They must have spent hours on it.
-Some Venezuelan ditz in London sent me a message complaining about the English climate. What did she expect? Tropical breezes? The stupid cow.
-The Guardian set up a live snow blog, which quickly got overrun with tiresome northerners saying that our snow is a poof, and congratulating themselves on living somewhere even more freezing and uninhabitable than London. Why does anyone stick it out up there? Do they enjoy all these gales and blizzards?
Take Scotland, for example. Everyone in Scotland has an EU passport. They don’t have to stay, which begs the question: why do they stay? Why does the entire population not re-locate to Tenerife?
-Some guy on The Guardian pulled rank on the northerners. Snow, you say? Well permit me, as a Canadian, to butt in here...
"... we've record amounts of snow in Toronto right now too... lots of driveway shoveling... ermmmm but yes we're used to it I guess (everyone has their own snow shovel.. indeed it's the standard big birthday present when you're 11..."Digging snow out of your drive to get to work is very impressive, and makes you a real man. But to do this every day for three months because you lack the wit to move to a habitat fit for humans is the behaviour of a fuckhead.
