Tom Raworth sent me this picture of Peter Andre going down on Hillary Clinton. If genuine, it could do enormous damage to Andre’s career, whatever it is that he does. So keep it under your hat.

Seriously, what does he do, that guy? Going around London with his shirt unbuttoned while being Australian isn’t his whole career, surely? I had the idea that he was something to do with the Liberal Democrats, but my friend Kevin says he thinks he saw him in that Riverdance thing.

Either way, I admire him a lot.



Peter Andre with a mystery woman.