YOU WON’T GET MUCH POONTANG WEARING A MARK STEYN T-SHIRT

The great Steyn has been reduced to selling t-shirts of his mad staring face, to help feed his family. Sorry, but I have a hard enough time getting laid as it is, even without bearded Canadian lunatics on my front. I doubt if even George Clooney could score in such a garment.

Or could he? While there undoubtedly exists a strong negative correlation between wearing t-shirts of conservative newspaper columnists and success in getting anyone to sleep with you, that doesn’t necessarily prove causation, and separating cause and effect would not be easy in this case.