THE PEACH STATE TALIBAN

Oral news- That kid who was sentenced to ten years in jail for a blowjob had his sentence overturned. Wisdom and common sense prevailed for 90 minutes or so, but were quickly stamped on, and the state is appealing the decision. He has already been in jail for more than two years, but they feel this is unduly lenient for the crime of getting one’s weasel greased in the State of Georgia, and are trying to make him serve the full decade.

I am not a lawyer -nor am I an authority on chugging cock- and it is possible that I have overlooked something. Is there more to this case than meets the eye, or are these people really as deranged as they appear to be?

The Iraq War; the existence of God; should you put the milk in first: these are all things about which reasonable people might disagree. But you simply cannot have a discussion with someone who believes that imprisoning someone for ten years is a suitable response to a teenager getting a blowjob.

The main difference between Britain and the US, it seems to me, is that the former is run by incompetents, whereas the latter is run by madmen and sadists.