Labour leader, Rhodri Morgan, holds Cardiff West. A 12.2% swing to the Scottish Nationalists in East Kilbride. Who gives a hooting hog? I can’t believe that even the people who live there are interested in this rubbish.
The 3rd of May 2007 will instead be remembered as the day that Beckham went on a £20,000 fashion frenzy with Relatively Posh, buying a £4,500 suit, £1,900 handmade shoes, and a diamond-encrusted emerald.
They were joined at a "swanky restaurant" by her old bandmates from the popular beat ensemble the Spice Girls, who had TV funnyman David Walliams in tow, for some reason or other.
There used to be a guy on Italian TV who would suck up to rich people at fashion shows, La Scala, etc., and say, wow, check out that coat! Look at that necklace! Are those rubies? How much is that worth? Then he would ask, “Why don’t you give it to the poor?”, and they would stand there looking greedy and stupid. It was most amusing.