Indeed. I caught some of the game yesterday, and the Portuguese were cheating toads. This man here, for instance, is blatantly trying to headbutt the ball, instead of kicking it with his boot like a Christian.
The referee missed it, and I turned over to Animal Planet in disgust. On the day that England lost to the mighty Portugal, some penguins got eaten by leopard seals. Even in the Antarctic this life is just a vale of tears.
