Open letter to Rob Wilson MP, Member of Parliament for Reading East:
Dear Sir,
I was in your constituency last week and it was a right dump. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Only a poltroon would represent such a place.
My friend Kevin says that Reading was on our side during the war*. This is a preposterous argument. The war ended more than a hundred years ago. You can’t keep blaming the Germans every time something goes wrong. The world has moved on. Wake up!
And who is that retard with the stick who’s always banging on bins and howling in the shopping precinct? Is he a relation of yours? Why can’t you do something about him? He’s a flaming idiot. So is everyone else in your festering town, come to think of it. What a dog hole.
Yours faithfully,
H.J.Hutton (tax-payer)
* "Berkshire is strategically important," he ranted. "It is the gateway to Wiltshire." What absolute hogwash.
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