"Everyone loves a cannibal – at a safe distance, of course." (Anthony Daniels)Some opening lines I have come across recently.
"There is no life without a double life. And yet one grows weary." (Tim Parks)
"Tue, 12 Apr
Few things warm the heart so much as the death of a dog." (Hemlock)
UPDATE! As a dog lover, I would like to distance myself from that last one. But change dog to doggone tennis player and I would run it up the flagpole and salute. Tennis players contribute nothing to the planet and should be exterminated, in my opinion. All they do is mince around making retarded remarks such as “thirty-love”, wasting everyone’s time and acting like they own the place. I really hate them, to be honest with you.
There are two things in this world I will not tolerate: tennis players, and the people who hide them.
