DE MENEZES, JAQUI SMITH

The boys in blue have complementary opposing forces up the yin yang.

THE SOAP YOU CAN BELIEVE IN

Needing some Daz! for the washing machine I left the house and proceeded in a disorderly manner to the shop on the corner. It was shut.

I have started my own Twitter account. Now you can follow the minutiae of my dull lifestyle minute by minute, and share the tedium with me in real time as my life unfolds, or folds up.

BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY

Nobody came in, nobody called, nothing happened, nobody cared whether I died or went to El Paso.

(Raymond Chandler, The High Window)

Today is Tony Blair’s birthday. If there were any justice he would be shot like a pig and hung upside down like Mussolini. But not on his birthday! I hope you’ll join with me in wishing him a very special day with his friends and family. We can always shoot him like a pig and hang him upside down tomorrow.