A BRISTLY TWAT IS A DISCOURTESY TO OTHERS

The rise of 'DIY cosmetic surgery' is being driven by a celebrity culture which made people dissatisfied with their own bodies… "The worst case is a man who did a DIY nose job. He pushed a chisel up his nose and then replaced the cartilage he had taken off with a chicken bone.”

It was happening in Colombia and Venezuela years ago, the old chisel-up-the-conk treatment. Laser hair removal, my brothers, is the next big thing in Latin America.

I was talking to a guy the other day who said his wife is getting her snatch lasered. The clinics were looking for new ways to make money now that the market for silicone tits is saturated, and this is what they came up with. He was bemoaning the expense of it all, but in my opinion it’s a wise investment. And a bristly twat is a discourtesy to others.

I don’t know if this craze has hit London yet. I suppose I ought to think about getting my testes lasered, otherwise people will say I can’t afford it. I’d be a laughing stock, if word should reach the clubs.

I shudder to think what effect all this is having on economic productivity. “Your call is important to us. All of our customer service advisers are busy at the moment.”

Yeah, busy getting their gonads lasered. A fine way to treat the paying public! Bald nadgers and Chavismo- that’s the way Latin America is heading, I’m afraid.


A bristly twat recently.

UPDATE!

As Mark Steyn said a couple of weeks ago:

Socialized health care is the biggest cause not just of the infantilization of the citizenry but of the state. The unloveliness of any British city after six in the evening is a natural consequence of what happens when the state relieves the citizen of primal responsibilities.

The country with the second-highest level of healthcare spending in the world is Norway. So according to Steyn’s theories, Norway should be an absolute moral cesspit. And it is!

Some offenders have taken to having sex in a downtown park, just behind the venerable Akershus Fortress and Castle.... "It's not very nice that it looks like a bordello in the park and on the side streets.”

"This is going on all over the city," said Kåre Stølen of the downtown police station at Grønland….

Steyn makes a lot of sense. From next week I can be reached at:

7 Hammertårnet
Sandfargededekket
Oslo
Norway

From that old magistrate:

"I had a sudden flash of inspiration about the forthcoming Community Justice and CJSSS (Criminal Justice Simple Speedy and Summary)... I suddenly made the connection between age-old tradition and practice and what we are trying to achieve in the courts.

Simple. Speedy. Summary. Involvement of the community in deciding and carrying out justice. How to 'deliver' these objectives? Of course - it's a lynching!

I'm in court tomorrow. I shall put the suggestion to my Bench chairman if I see him."

In this clip Michael Moore is yelling at someone called “Wolf Blitzer”. People may ask why someone would be called Wolf Blitzer. I do not have the answer. It is preferable to Toad Blitzer, I suppose.

This interview really cheered me up. I love to see people shouting at each other. Whether it is a debate on health care, or a drunk roaring himself hoarse at a bus stop, it does one’s heart good to see.

“Shouting is not only healthful but could, if followed to its illogical conclusion, do away with telephones.” (Sir Henry Rawlinson)

A friend of mine took out some medical insurance in the US of States. They gave him a free mousemat. Moore dodged the issue of mousemats in his film, which I downloaded for free off the internet. A copyright lawyer would probably say that I had cheated this brilliant young filmmaker of money by not paying for it. But if I had had to wait 18 months and buy it on amazon.com, I wouldn’t have watched it at all, so I haven’t deprived him of anything, the tit.

In response to the film, the right has gone on the attack. First Fox News tried to claim that many Canadian doctors were in fact tree surgeons, then Mark Steyn argued that the NHS causes, if not terrorism, then at least vandalism of bus stops.

The good news is that if you have vaccinations, clean drinking water, and avoid eating toadstools and other known poisons, you’ll live to 80. There is no correlation with healthcare spending, doctors per capita, hospital beds, diet or anything else. Greeks, Norwegians, Canadians, Japanese, Belgians- everyone lives to be 80, or near enough.

KILLER FACT!

The average ant works a 33.6 hour week, equivalent to 1,750 hours a year- more than a Canadian, but less than an American or a Japanese.

What do ants and Canadians do with the rest of their time? Someone must know.

This sobbing four year old –sobbing, believe it or kiss my sharries, because Tony Blair is no longer Prime Minister!- obviously has very little understanding of the devastation that Hun has wrought.

If she cannot see that Blair has been responsible for the worst assault on our liberties since the Lord Liverpool administration, and the most disastrous foreign policy since that nut in Paraguay managed to get 90% of his own population annihilated, then frankly I'm going to have reconsider my position on giving four-year olds the vote.

Blair was quite simply the worst British Prime Minister since Vlad the Impaler, and Vlad the Impaler wasn’t even a British Prime Minister. History will record that when Blair left office a four-year old wept, while everyone else wanted to tear him limb from limb.